军犬麦克斯2
白宫英雄
请坐 Have a seat.
这可真不常见 索恩探员 Now this is highly irregular, Agent Thorn.
把这种“特殊”的专家重新召回服役 可是头一回 Never had to recall this type of specialist back into active service.
特殊时期只能用特殊办法 Desperate times call for desperate measures.
他以前救过多少人的命 可能自己都不知道 Saved more lives than he could possibly know.
聪明 忠诚 还有敏锐的洞察力 Smart, loyal, keen military instincts.
都是数一数二的 Best I ever served with.
那他的家人呢 And the family?
非常支持 Very Supportive.
温考特是军人家族 No, the Wincotts are military through and through.
能把他借给我们 他们很高兴 They were only happy to lend him to us.
他的档案很精彩 He looks good on paper,
不过他已经很长时间没出过任务了 but he's been out of the game for a while.
我们怎么能肯定他还宝刀未老 How do we know he's still got it?
索恩探员 Agent Thorn,
这就是麦克斯 meet Max.
欢迎加入特工处 麦克斯 Welcome to the Secret Service, Max.
弗拉基米尔·布拉格夫将会在本周 And Russian president Vladimir Bragov
前往参加本尼特总统 will be arriving later this week
就职以来的第一次国家访问 to attend President Bennett's first state visit since taking office,
他们会在美总统行宫 大卫营 an event that's set to kick off a full week of arms
举行为期一周的 军事谈判 negotiations at presidential retreat Camp David.
这两位领导人的处事风格截然不同 These two leaders couldn't be more different.
问题在于 本尼特遇事泰然的风格 The question remains if Bennett's laid-back style
能否镇得住布拉格夫 更为强悍 can handle Bragov's stronger,
更为激进的态度 什么 more aggressive stance. What?
本台评论员会时刻关注... Critics will be watching...
更强悍 Stronger?
不要因为那群克里姆林宫的牛仔 会捕猎老虎 Just because the Kremlin cowboy hunts tigers,
就证明他们比较强悍 it doesn't make him strong.
爸爸 我能跟你谈点事情吗 Dad, can I talk to you about something?
是关于学校事 It's about school.
听我说 这些事情 你不能太急 Look, these things, they just take time.
你是新生 刚刚才搬到这一片来 You're the new kid on the block.
迪杰 你为什么不邀请 Look, TJ. Why don't you
你的一些新朋友 来白宫做客呢 invite some of your new friends over to the White House?
我的意思是 跟你同龄的孩子里 有几个有属于自己的保龄球馆 I mean, how many kids your age have their own bowling alley?
不 我当然我想邀请我的新朋友来 No, I'd love to invite my new friends over.
问题是我没有啊 If I had any.
知道吗 每次有人想过来跟你打招呼 Okay, you know, it's kind of hard to make friends
却被搜身时 他可能就不想跟你做朋友了 when every time someone comes up to you, they get frisked.
我们知道这很难 迪杰 不过我们大家都需要时间适应嘛 We know this is hard, TJ. It's a big adjustment for all of us.
这不是适应的问题 妈妈 It's more than just an adjustment, Mom.
我感觉自己好像生活在一个鱼缸里 It's like living in a fish bowl,
这不是我想要的生活 and I'm the only one who didn't ask for this.
儿子 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Son.
哎... Ah...
在这个地方长大的孩子 There have been a lot of kids
我敢确定 他们每一个人都和你一样 who grew up here, and I'm sure every single one of them
遇到过这样那样的问题 felt exactly the way you do right now.
但我敢保证 他们每个人都会愿意用这段经历 But I will bet that they wouldn't trade that experience
去和别人做交换 for anything in the world.
你知道 所以 You know, so,
你能不能帮爸爸妈妈一个忙 maybe, do your mom and I a favor
再坚持一下 努力一下 and just try to give it a chance.
哎... Ah...
好吧 I guess.
这才是本尼特家族的精神 That's the Bennett spirit!
去上学吧 FIRST LADY BENNETT: Go have a good day.
再见 再见 TJ: Bye. Bye.
宝贝鸟 等一下 Baby bird, hold on.
不要忘记你的午餐 Don't forget your lunch.
“宝贝鸟” 真的吗 Baby bird? Seriously?
老天 我必须得取一个更酷的外号啦 Oh, man. I've gotta get a cooler code name.
嘿!你是新来的吧 Hey! You're new here.
真是训练有素 And well-trained!
嗯 我知道你想要什么 Well, I guess I know what you want.
谁是好男孩 Who's a good boy?
谁喜欢被揉肚皮 Who likes his belly rubbed?
你叫什么名字 他叫麦克斯 What's your name, fella? AGENT THORN: His name is Max.
他不是拿来玩的 And he's not here to play.
我没和他玩 索恩探员 我只是... I wasn't playing with him, Agent Thorn. I was just...
好吧 我承认我跟他玩了一小下 Okay, maybe I was playing with him a little.
他来这里干什么 What's he doing here?
麦克斯是全国 最训练有素的军犬 Max is one of the country's highest-trained tactical canines.
他被征用 前来顶替查理 He's been called to duty to replace Charlie,
查理最近在休产假 who's out on maternity leave.
嗯 查理居然是女孩 Hmm. Charlie's a girl?
我们走吧 麦克斯 Let's go, Max.
不好意思了 Now, if you'll excuse us.
我们还有工作要做 We have work to do.
麦克斯 走吧 Max, come.
很高兴见到你 麦克斯 Nice to meet you, Max.
欢迎来到“鱼缸” Good luck in the fish bowl.
向怪胎致敬 Hail to the geek.
嘻... 哈... Hi... Ha...
这叫作弊 你知道吗 You know that's cheating, right?
有谁愿意和我交换 花生黄油果酱三明治 Does anyone want to trade for a PB&J?
打我 打我啊 TJ: Hit me! You can hit me!
快啊 他们不会伤害你们的 Come on! They're not gonna do anything to you.
快点 扔我 扔我啊 Come on! You can hit me! Someone hit me!
不 No!
哎.. Ai...
第41件有趣的事 FEMALE TOUR GUIDE: And fun fact number 41...
是迪杰 GIRL: It's TJ.
是总统儿子 迪杰.本尼特 FEMALE TOUR GUIDE: It's First Son, TJBennett.
我就说过 我们今天一定很走运 I told you we might get lucky today.
我爱你 迪杰 FEMALE TOURIST: I love you, TJ
在就职典礼上 TJ: It's bad enough that I had to dance with my mom
跟我老妈跳舞 就已经够尴尬的了 at the inauguration.
但现在我已经成为参观景点了 库普 But now I'm a part of the tour, Coop. I live here
名义上我是住在这里 可每天感觉却像在被展览 but I feel like I'm on exhibit 365 days a year.
连动物园里的大猩猩 在圣诞节都可以休息 而我却不行 At least a gorilla in the zoo gets Christmas off.
往好的方面想吧 迪 COOP: Look at the bright side, T.
在动物园 可没人好吃好喝的伺候你 At the zoo, they don't let you feed the animals.
不是吗 Think about it.
你最坏不过在这里待8年 Worst case, you're only gonna be here for eight more years.
除非你爸爸被弹劾 Less if your dad gets impeached.
你可真会安慰人 库普 Thanks for cheering me up, Coop.
我知道你在烦恼什么 迪 I do hear what you're saying, T.
但出于某种原因 整个白宫的安保等级特别高 But for some reason, they put a really high value on security here.
这边所有进出厨房的食材都要进行扫描 这你知道吗 Did you know that they X-ray everything that comes into the kitchen?
甚至连葡萄都不放过 Even the grapes.
葡萄里能藏什么呢 I mean, what can you hide in a grape?
我心烦不仅是因为这个 But it's not just that.
我很怀念我以前的生活 还有以前的朋友 I miss my old life, my old friends.
我又不用竞选 I didn't run for office, you know.
那可说不准哦 迪 Might just grow on you, T.
不然你以为什么那么多总统的儿子 都会子承父业 Why do you think so many presidents' sons go into the family business?
就像你说的 至少这里的吃的很赞 Like you said, at least the food's good here.
你们在这里面加了些什么啊 I mean, what do you put in these things anyway?
是我的特别配方 等一下 这一个现在 Secret ingredient. Hold on. That one's still probably
可能还有点烫 好烫 a little bit hotHot! Hot!
哼哼... Ha ha ...
嘿 麦克斯 来这里 Hey, Max! Come here, boy!
快过来 Come here, boy!
嘿 Hi.
真乖 Good boy.
稍后再讨论 MAN: We'll get right on that.
派人8点钟的时候去处理这个问题 I want someone on the ground at 0800 hours for this situation.
嘿 迪杰 Hey, TJ
介绍一下你的新朋友 Who's your new friend?
麦克斯 坐下 Sit, Max, sit!
好孩子 他叫麦克斯 是白宫的新员工 Good boy. Meet Max, our newest addition to the White House staff.
嗷 你好 麦克斯 Well, hello, Max.
希望下次选举 你能投我一票 I hope I can count on your vote in the next election.
哦 真棒 好男孩！ Oh! Yes! What a good boy!
真是条好狗狗 Yes, what a good boy!
呃 爸爸 索恩探员 Uh, Dad, I don't think.
可能不太想看到 有人这么和麦克斯玩 Agent Thorn wants anyone to be playing with Max like this.
迪杰 说什么呢 TJ come on.
我是美国总统 宪法上一定有规定 I'm the President of the United States. I'm pretty sure petting any dog
我想怎么逗狗就怎么逗 I want is in the constitution.
是不是啊 麦克斯 Isn't that right, Max?
我说的对不对 Yeah, isn't that right?
总统先生 AGENT THORN: Mr. President,
抱歉 新来的安保犬 I apologize. Our new security canine
擅自离开了工作岗位 shouldn't have left his station.
我们还在训练他快点上手 了解自己的职责 We're still getting him up to speed on his duties here.
太好了 那还不算太迟 Good, then it's not too late.
什么不算太迟 先生 Too late for what, sir?
增加几条新职责啊 To add a few more duties.
比如在休息时间陪迪杰玩 Like playing with TJon his off hours.
先生 作为白宫的安保主管 我必须说这么做很不合适 Sir, as head of White House security, I must voice my concerns.
这个星期非常敏感 您这样做很有可能让这条狗 This is an important week. And I would hate for the dog to get
弄不明白来这里的真实工作内容 confused about his purpose here.
我知道 索恩探员 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Noted, Agent Thorn.
不过我敢肯定像你这么有能力的人 But I'm sure a man with your abilities
一定能想出折中的办法来解决这个小问题的 can find a way to accommodate this simple request.
不然 我还得发布一条行政命令 Otherwise, I'd have to issue an executive order.
还要去找最高法院 Get the Supreme Court involved.
你知道 那样会很麻烦的 You know, it can get really messy.
那好吧 总统先生 Of course, Mr. President.
谢谢你 索恩探员 Thank you, Agent Thorn.
看到了吧 迪杰 Well, you see that, TJ
今天早上 我告诉你 你在这里的生活会改变的 This morning, I told you things would turn around for you here.
本尼特总统从来都是说话算话的 And President Bennett always delivers on his promises.
谢谢 老爸 过来 麦克斯 Thank you, Dad. Come on, Max!
快走 麦克斯 我们走 Come on, Max! Let's go!
迪杰 TJ
战争英雄 退伍军人 现在又变成特工 War hero, veteran, and now Secret Service?
军犬 麦克斯 Tactical canine Max
现被白宫征用协助本周俄罗斯国家元首的访问活动 is on loan to the White House this week to help out with the Russian state visit.
从目前的状况来看 他好像很融入那里的生活 And by the looks of things, he's making himself quite at home.
想玩球吗 想要吗 Who wants the ball? Who wants the ball?
想玩球吗 Who wants the ball?
哦 Hey!
真乖 TA: Good boy!
我们走吧 麦克斯 Let's go, Max.
我是迪杰 阿尔弗雷德 I'm TJ Alfred.
他叫麦克斯 是我的保镖 真酷 Max, security detail. Cool.
一起吃午餐吗 Lunch today'?
好啊 谢谢 Yeah. Yeah, thanks.
真太棒了 That's cool.
妈妈爸爸 今晚有个派对 我能去参加吗 学校的一个同学邀请我去 Mom, Dad, can I go to a party tonight? A kid at school invited me.
哦 对不起 亲爱的 Oh. I'm sorry, honey.
今晚真的不太方便 Tonight really isn't the best time for this.
迪杰 你知道俄罗斯的总统今晚要来... TJ you know that the Russian president is gonna be here...
那跟我有什么关系 What's that gotta do with me?
我知道这段时间你很辛苦 Look, I know that this has been really difficult,
但我们是总统家庭 这说意味着我们有很多的责任 but we are the First Family and that job has responsibilities.
知道吗 我们也很希望你能帮个忙 And you know what? We were hoping that you could help us out.
布拉格夫总统的夫人有事不能一起来 See, President Bragov's wife couldn't make the trip,
不过他把他的孩子 艾莉克丝带来了 but he is bringing his kid, Alex,
碰巧跟你同岁 等等 who just happens to be about your age. TJ: Wait.
所以你们要我照顾某个来自俄罗斯的小屁孩 So you want me to babysit some Russian kid?
我们其实更想让你 做我们的 Well, we were hoping that you would see it more as
“亲善大使” being our "goodwill ambassador."
哦 我真的很希望 Well, I was hoping
我人生中的每件事 我都能自己选择 I would have a vote on anything that goes on in my life.
你们想让我穿着整齐 摆出笑脸 It's not fair and there's no way I'm dressing up
对着镜头假笑 就是为了让你的投票率上涨 in a fancy outfit and smiling for the cameras
这是不公平的 也是不可能的 just so you can get your poll numbers up.
抱歉 我办不到 Look, I'm sorry, nope.
我不想这么做 I am just not doing it.
迪杰 你脸上粘了什么 妈妈 TJ, what is on your face? Mom.
妈妈 嘿 嘿 嘿 Mom! Hey, hey, hey,
老爸 她是个女孩 Dad, she's a girl.
对啊 艾莉克丝是亚历山德拉的简称 希望你这会介意 Yes, Alex is short for Alexandra. I hope that's not a problem.
布拉格夫总统 很荣幸能邀请你来到这里 President Bragov, it is an honor to have you here as my guest.
荣幸 Honor?
好像自从上次选举之后 你的口风就变了 You seem to have changed your tune since campaign
你当时叫我什么来着 when you called me, what was it?
“疯狂的克里姆林宫牛仔” "Crazy Kremlin cowboy."
哈 哈..... HA ha.....
你一定很累了 我带你去参观你的客房 You must be tired, let me show you your quarters.
他人看上去不错 是啊 He seems nice. Yeah.
我只需要照顾好你就行了 I'm supposed to be nice to you.
我也只需要表现礼貌就行了 I am to be polite, nothing more.
我叫亚历山德拉.布拉格夫 你叫我艾莉克丝就行了 My name is Alexandra Bragov, but you may call me Alex.
我是迪杰 I'm TJ.
我知道 我看过你的简历 I know, I had briefing about you.
上面说你是个鬼精灵 而且棒球打得不错 They say you are very resourceful and fine player of baseball.
很喜欢看间谍电影 Also a big fan of spy movies
吃冰淇淋总是吃得太快 结果冻的脑子疼 and always eat ice cream too fast and get brain freeze.
这些上面都有写 They know all that about me?
我爸爸的手下很厉害的 My papa's people are very thorough.
不过没有提到这条狗 哦 But no mention of dog. Oh.
这是麦克斯 This is Max.
不过他不是我的狗 But he's not my dog.
现在算是吧 I mean, I guess he is now,
但是这之前和这次访问结束后 就不是了 你知道他是什么品种吗 but, um, not later or before. Do you know what breed he is?
哦 他是一条特工犬 Oh, he's a Secret Service dog.
我知道这不算一个品种 I mean, I know it's not a breed.
他其实是... 马里努阿犬 He's a... Belgian Malinois.
你怎么知道的 How'd you know that?
用你们的话是怎么说的 “爱狗人士” I am, how you say? Dog person.
哦耶 我也是 Oh, yeah? Me too.
告诉他们把这一条加进我的简历里 Tell them to put that in my file.
那么 迪杰 你这条“只属于现在的狗” So, TJ, do you think your "dog-for-now"
能帮我们嗅到一些除了无聊的国宴以外 好吃的东西吗 could help us sniff out something to eat other than boring state dinner?
我想你问对人了 I think I know just the place.
哦 不 不 你这个笨蛋 Oh! No, no, you Malinois!
罗宋汤里的甜菜 要切片 很薄的片 In borscht, we slice beets thin like paper.
我的总统... 迪米特里 My president... Dimitri!
我们在这里是客人 你不能胡说八道 指手画脚 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
我很抱歉 I misspoke.
能进这么“高级”的厨房 是我的荣幸 It is honor to be in such beautiful kitchen.
虽然你不算一个合格的厨师 Even if you do not belong here.
他跟你们一起来的 I assume he came with you?
嘿 库普 TA: Hey, Coop.
她叫艾莉克丝 来自俄罗斯 Meet Alex, she's from Russia.
我叫库普 来自布莱顿海滩 Call me Coop, I'm from Brighton Beach.
认识你很高兴 Pleasure.
库普 TJ: Say, Coop,
能不能帮我们准备两份你的 “拿手菜” would you like to whip us up a couple of the house specials, please?
当然 先生 Why, of course, sir.
只要能不让我切甜菜就行 Anything to get me off borscht detail.
哈.. Ha..
嗯 Mmm.
真好吃 ALEX: Such flavor!
这个奶酷三明治怎么做的这么好吃 Why is this grilled cheese so good?
抱歉 这是独门秘方 Sorry, secret ingredient.
不方便透露 It's classified.
你也不知道 对吧 You do not know, do you?
不 Nope.
你平时在这里玩什么 So what do you do for amusement here?
喔 你喜欢打保龄球吗吗 Well, do you like to bowl?
不太喜欢 Not particularly.
我也是 Me neither.
这里有很多玩的 不过只有一个人玩也没什么意思 There's all kinds of stuff here, but they're no fun to do alone.
更别提24小时都有人贴身监视你 And under 24-hour watch.
让我猜猜看 还有很多重要的“责任” And let me guess, many important "responsibilities."
没错 有时候 我感觉往在这里就是让人拍照的 No kidding. Sometimes, I feel like I'm just here for photo ops.
至少你不用在胜利日阅兵式上 足足站8个小时 At least you do not have to stand for eight hours at the Victory Day Parade.
这跟参观爱荷华州博览会比起来 根本不值得一提 Doesn't even compare to visiting the Iowa State Fair.
他们那里的雕像都是用黄油做的 They make sculptures out of butter.
为什么 可能他们太无聊吧 Why? I think there isn't much to do there.
呵 呵 ... He he ...
事实上 今晚有人邀请我去参加一个派对 I was actually invited to go to a party downtown tonight.
可我不能去 因为我必须留下来照顾贵宾们 But I can't go 'cause I have to entertain our guests.
嗯 希望贵宾没有让你失望 Well, I hope they're at least nice.
到目前为止 还不错 Not so bad so far.
我懂你的心情 I know how this goes.
你不能去参加派对 因为你父母强迫你参加他们的聚会 You can't go to your party because your parents are making you go to their party.
这不公平 不能因为我们是总统的孩子 It's not fair. Just 'cause we're the presidents' kids
就不让我们有自己的乐趣吗 means we don't get to have any fun?
哎... Ai...
偷偷溜出去参加派对 应该会很有趣 Sneaking out to party would be fun.
是的 这听起来不错 It would, wouldn't it?
但万一我们被逮住了... But if we got caught...
被禁足 Siberia?
我想说的是被关禁闭 I was going to say Guantanamo.
有区别吗 Same difference.
你总是这么顺从你的父母吗 But do you always obey your parents?
我 不一定 Me? Not always.
有时而已 Sometimes.
好吧 差不多总是 Okay, pretty much always.
哼... hem...
我还以为这里是“自由之国” I just thought I was in "land of the free and
“勇敢之乡家”呢 "home of the brave."
别担心 麦克斯 我们很快就回来 Don't worry, Max. We'll be right back.
我们走吧 快点 Let's go, come on.
明天上午 我们将一起去大卫营 Tomorrow morning, we'll be heading to Camp David.
我知道你很喜欢户外运动 I know how much you love the outdoors
而且我们在那里讨论 会更放松一些 and I thought it would be a more informal venue for our talks.
我很期待 We will see.
当然 我们讨论的主题是武器条约问题 Of course, the brunt of our time will be spent discussing the arms treaty,
不过在这期间 我们也为您安排了很多精彩的活动 but we've got all sorts of great events planned for your visit.
我美丽的妻子在这里是一位受人尊敬的钢琴演奏家 My beautiful wife here is an esteemed concert pianist.
她为您准备了柴可夫斯基的主题音乐会 She's agreed to perform an evening of Tchaikovsky.
彼得.柴可夫斯基 是的 Pyotr Tchaikovsky? Yes.
我超喜欢柴可夫斯基 I love Tchaikovsky.
不过 我到访的每个地方 他们都为我准备他的音乐会 But everywhere I go, they play me Tchaikovsky.
所以我倒更期待听到 “邦.乔维”的作品 【邦.乔维 摇滚乐队】 I was hoping for Bon Jovi.
呵 呵 呵... He he he...
嗯 希望孩子们比我们相处的融洽些 Well, I hope the kids are getting along better than we are.
嗷... Ah...
迪杰 ALEX: TJ.
别往下看 艾莉克丝 TJ: Don't look down, Alex.
我就告诉过你这很容易 I told you it was gonna be easy.
啊 啊... Ah ah...
快走 Come on.
感冒了 Caught a cold
我对狗过敏 I'm allergic to dogs.
什么破材料 What material?
拿顶帽子 Hats.
好的 女士先请 Okay, ladies first.
我们这么做 可能会惹不少麻烦 You know, we could get in a lot of trouble here.
我父亲总是说：“没有风险 那来的回报” My father always says, "There is no reward without risk."
嗯 嗯 Mmm. Mmm.
托马斯 莫林 Thomas, Maureen,
希望你们和我一样 也很享受这里的罗宋汤 I hope you are enjoying the borscht as much as I am.
不得不说 这是我喝过最好喝的罗宋汤了 Well, I have to say, this is the best borscht I've ever had.
很棒 It's wonderful.
好了 现在跟威廉·亨利·哈里森总统打个招呼吧 All righty. Now, say hello to President William Henry Harrison,
他在就职典礼上染上肺炎 who caught pneumonia at his inauguration,
31天后 就去世了 and, fun fact number seven, died 31 days later.
继续往前走 And we're walking.
嘿 孩子们 谁想要一些热... Hey, kids. Who wants some hot...
哦 糟糕 Oh, fudge!
你觉得他们派人来找我们了吗 也许吧 You think they're looking for us yet? Probably,
不过我们马上就到了 but it's only a few more blocks.
小心 ALEX: Look out!
快跑 TJ: Go, run!
救命 ALEX: Help!
呀 啊... Ya ah...
迪杰 快跑 ALEX: TJ! Run!
快 快跑 艾莉克丝 Come! Come on, Alex!
妈妈 你没看到麦克斯的神勇表现 他就像个超级英雄一样 Mom, you should've seen Max out there. He was like, like, like a superhero.
我们快担心死了 We were worried half to death.
索恩探员 这是怎么回事 Agent Thorn, how is this even possible?
不幸的是 先生 Unfortunately, sir,
由于在重新装修 窗户上的报警系统被临时关闭了 due to the restoration, the alarms on the windows have temporarily been turned off.
我真的很抱歉 爸爸 I'm really sorry, Dad.
再跟我说一遍事件经过吧 Let's go through this again.
还有什么你能想起来 帮助我们确定疑犯的吗 Is there anything you can remember that might help us?
好吧 虽然我不想当着客人的面说这些 Okay. I didn't wanna say anything in front of our guests
但我好像听到他们中有人说俄语 but I think I heard one of those guys say something in Russian.
麦克斯咬伤了其中一个人的脚踝 Max bit one of the guys on the ankle.
爸爸 你应该检查一下到我们家做客的这些人 看他们脚上有没有伤口 Dad, you have to check every one of those Russians for bite marks.
儿子 让特工处的人调查这件事吧 好吗 Son, let's just let the Secret Service handle this, okay?
你是说连两个 You mean the Secret Service
12岁儿童的行踪都确定不了的特工处 who can't keep track of two 12-year-old kids?
够了 你这一个晚上惹的麻烦 Okay, I think that you have caused enough trouble
还不够多吗 年轻人 for one evening, young man. Don't you?
但是 爸爸 我... 别说了 我不想听 But, Dad, all I'm... No, I don't wanna hear it.
我要你现在就回房间去 上床睡觉 I want you to go to your room, go to bed,
我们明天早上再讨论怎么处理你 we will discuss your punishment in the morning.
好啊 我们走 麦克斯 Fine. Come on, Max.
如果他真的听到有人说俄语 If he did hear someone speaking Russian,
说不定来的那伙人里有内鬼 maybe there are bad players on the other team.
我们不能做出无端的猜测 PRESIDENT BENNETT: We can't make unsubstantiated
现在全世界都在关注着这次双方会晤 索恩探员 accusations with the entire world watching, Agent Thorn.
但是 托马斯 如果有人想伤害... But, Thomas, if somebody is looking to hurt...
不用担心 莫林 It's okay, Maureen.
我们在大卫营很安全 PRESIDENT BENNETT: We'll be fine at Camp David.
你是说 我们还是要在那里继续吗 FIRST LADY BENNETT: You mean, we're still going?
我现在很忙 我手下的探员过去30天都在那里 I'm working. AGENT THORN: My agents have been on site
进行地毯式的安检 securing the grounds for the past 30 days.
如果有人真的心怀不轨 没有比那里更安全的地方了 If there is something going on, there is no safer place for us to be right now.
是的 没有更安全的地方了 因为我们俩都要去 对吧 麦克斯 Yeah, no safer place to be, because you and I are gonna be there. Right, Max?
大卫营
过来 麦克斯 TJ: Come here, Max.
坐下 麦克斯 TJ: Sit, Max.
抬手 Pick up.
真乖 — 麦克斯 过来 Good boy. AGENT THORN: Max, come.
去周边巡逻 Perimeter search.
去吧 小伙子 Go on, boy.
嗨 嗨 Hi. Hi.
迪杰 TJ.
你怎么了 怎么怪怪的 What's going on? Why are you being so weird?
我在想我们等会儿再聚一下 I was thinking we could get together later
讨论一下昨晚发生的事 and talk more about what happened last night.
不要 No.
我不想 为什么 I can't. What?
为什么不想 你怎么了 Why not? What's going on?
我不知道 I don't know.
也许是因为唯一知道我要去参加那个派对的人 只有你 Maybe 'cause the only person who knew I was going to that party was you.
其实上 是你说服我去的 In fact, you pretty much made me go.
迪杰 那我为什么要把自己也搭进去 TJ, why would I kidnap myself?
你有什么证据 能证明你和这件事毫无关系吗 How better to make it look like you're not involved?
嗯 我刚刚想到的 Um, just off the top of my head,
如果我从一开始就不跟你溜出去会怎样 maybe not sneaking out with you in the first place?
这就是一个俄罗斯间谍会说的话 That's exactly what a Russian spy would say.
我很高兴你选择继续 PRESIDENT BENNETT: I'm so glad that you decided to continue
和平谈判 弗拉基米尔 the peace talks, Vladimir.
我希望午餐后我们马上进入正题 I'm hoping that we can jump into it right after lunch.
不 不 不 午饭后 我们去骑马 No, no, no, after lunch, we ride.
骑马 We... We ride?
我们国家的人民觉得让俄罗斯保持强大的途径 My people, many think best way to keep Mother Russia strong
就是让美国衰弱 is to keep Uncle Sam weak.
但我觉得两个强者是可以合作的 But I think strong can work with strong.
所以我们要像男人一样骑马 So we ride as men.
好让我知道你有多强大 Then, I know how strong you are.
好吧 Okay.
来吧 总统先生 让我们感受风一样的速度 Come, Mr. President! Let us feel the wind on our faces!
阿塔男孩 Atta boy!
哈 哈 哈... HA ha ha...
像男人一样 We ride like men!
哟 嗨 哟 Yippie Jovi yo ki yay!
我很认真的库普 I'm serious, Coop.
如果真的有俄罗斯人想要阻止这次谈判 If one of the Russians does wanna stop the talks,
那一定是布拉格夫随行人员中的人 it'd have to be someone who came with Bragov.
某个不喜欢到这里来的人 Someone who's not happy to be here.
某个像... Someone like...
什么破地方 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
他一样的人 Him.
“正宗的阿法多起司面” "Authentic Jovi Alfredo!"
就连他们的食物 都是从其他国家偷来的 Even their food is bland and stolen from other countries!
你确定吗 迪杰 You sure about this, T?
你想想看 我跟艾莉克丝溜出去的时候 他也在厨房里 Think about it. He was also in the kitchen when Alex and I were sneaking out.
而且他看上去也根本不喜欢美国 对吧 And he sure doesn't seem like a fan of America. Does he?
迪杰 最好不要妄下结论 很多事情并不是表面能看出来的 Careful with this, T. You never know where things can lead.
别担心 库普 本尼特家族的人说到做到 Don't worry, Coop. A Bennett delivers on his promises.
麦克斯 我觉得我们找对人了 Max, I think we're finally barking up the right tree.
来吧 麦克斯 让我们看看那个盒子里有什么 Come on, Max. Let's find out what's in that box.
总算到了 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
我要让你看看 [RUSSIAN CHEF SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
到底谁厉害 [CONTINUES SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
谁厉害 [GRUNTS]
我希望我们中的一个人懂俄语 I wish one of us spoke Russian.
是时候结束这场疯狂的盛宴了 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
麦克斯 我们得做点什么 Max, we gotta do something.
结束了 [GRUNTS]
把刀放下 Drop the knife!
你疯了吗 小子 Are you crazy, little boy?
你来这里做什么 What are you doing?
这句话应该我问你 What are you doing?
你觉得呢 我正在做有名的俄罗斯手工黑麦面包 What does it looks like? I'm making famous homemade Russian rye bread.
面包 是啊 Bread? Da.
我必须要阻止你那个伙计 库普坚持要做的那种 Finally put stop to dry, tasteless monstrosity
又干 又丑 又难吃的面包 your buddy, Coop, insists on making.
现在你把这都搞砸了 Now you ruin surprise and dough!
我会告诉负责安保的人 Security hear about this.
然后再告诉你的妈妈 And then I tell your mama.
等等 我不是过来打扰你创作的 Wait, no. I wasn't here to ruin the surprise.
我来这里是因为...我...呃... I was here because... I... Um...
因为美国总统过敏 Because the US President is allergic.
艾莉克丝 Alex?
过敏 是的 Allergic? Yes.
这就是为什么美国厨师只做干面包 That is why American chef make dry bread.
因为里面没有面筋 It's gluten free.
哦 哦 是的 我爸爸一点面筋都不能碰 不然就会出大事 Oh, oh, yeah. My dad gets real sick if he has any gluten at all.
上次竞选的事你没听过吗 Didn't you hear in the last campaign?
那可引起了不少的公愤 It was a huge scandal.
小麦种植者协会的人完全不支持他 The wheat growers association wouldn't endorse him.
披萨爱好者也在外面生事 The pizza lobby picketed his events.
我只是想在你惹上大麻烦之前阻止你 I just wanted to stop you before you got in big trouble.
是的 你欠这个男孩一个人情和一个道歉 Yes, you owe this boy a great debt and apology.
不是吗 Don't you?
我真的很抱谦 My humble apologies.
我们走吧 迪杰 你不是要带我到周围看看吗 Now, come on, TJ. Weren't you going to give me a tour of the grounds?
哦...... [GROANS]
你想什么啊 你以为箱子里装着尸体 What did you think? He had body in box?
我也不知道 我... I don't know. l...
这很愚蠢 对吧 That was stupid, right?
没有以为我是幕后黑手这种想法蠢 Not as stupid as thinking I was behind the attacks.
对不起 我只是不知道谁相信谁... Sorry about that. I didn't know who to trust and...
没关系 It's okay.
你知道我是无辜 对吧 麦克斯 You knew I was innocent. Didn't you, Max?
呃 你怎么知道我们在这里 Uh, how did you know we were out here?
不要以为只有你一个人在调查这件事 I was doing my own investigation and saw you doing yours.
你在跟踪我 You were investigating me?
有人想破坏我们两家人的生活 迪杰 Someone is looking to hurt both of our families, TJ.
你以为我不担心 You think I am not worried, too?
我今天早上本来就打算跟你讨论这件事的 You would have known this if you actually talked to me this morning
但你却误会我 拒绝了 instead of putting me on Most Wanted list.
这个梗就跳不过去了 是吗 You're not gonna let me live that down, are you?
等没趣了再说 Not until it stops being fun.
那你认为谁是幕后的黑手 So, who do you think is behind it?
她 Her?
在我们来之前 我听奥尔加说她认为这次和你们的武器谈判 ALEX: Before trip, I heard Olga say she thought arms talks with your country
是件非常糟糕的事 were terrible thing.
因为这会让我的国家变得衰弱 Would make my country weak.
在美国 没有证据前是不能给一个人定罪的 In America, everyone is innocent until proven guilty.
我今天早上还看到她往脚踝上抹抗生素药膏 I also saw her applying antibiotic ointment
好像上面有新的伤口 to her ankle this morning like she has fresh wound.
希望她的伤口不会太疼 Hope she looks good in orange.
别再盯着她看了 Stop staring at her.
如果我不盯着她 Well, if I'm not staring at her,
怎么发现她有没有做什么可疑的事 how am I supposed to know she's doing anything suspicious?
有人想尝尝今天的特色菜品吗 Would anyone like to sample today's blue plate special?
谢谢你 库普 她很可爱 迪杰 Thanks, Coop. She's cute, T.
亲爱的 要我再去帮你拿点冰袋吗 Honey, do you want me to get you some more ice?
冰山都不会有帮助 A glacier wouldn't help.
哦 早上好 弗拉基米尔 Oh. Morning, Vladimir.
睡得怎么样 How was your sleep?
好的不能再好了 你呢 The sleep of 1,000 men. You?
在经历了黑暗的4小时之后 还有谁会睡不着吗 Who wouldn't feel great after a four-hour ride on Diablo?
好 休息好了 那我们今天去激流冲浪 Good, then, well rested. We go white water rafting today.
激流冲浪 White water rafting.
你知道 我希望今天我们能尽早开始我们的谈判 You know, I was hoping that we could just jump right into our talks.
不行 今天我们漂流 No, today we ride the rapids.
象男人一样 BOTH: Like men!
看起来我也不是那么讨厌你啊 Maybe I'm not hating him as much as I thought.
其实我们还是有很多相似的地方 Seems we're having more in common all the time.
我去帮你预约脊椎按摩师 谢谢 I'll send for your chiropractor. Thank you.
没事 Yeah.
早上好 孩子们 Morning, kids.
嘿 老爸 早上好 Hey, Dad. Morning.
好吧 我们跟进去 Come on, let's follow her.
迪杰 我觉得我们应该告诉其他人 TJ. Maybe we should tell somebody about this.
但也要找到证据才行啊 来吧 We will, as soon as we've got proof. Come on.
等等 Wait.
你害怕了 Are you scared?
你不怕吗 Aren't you?
我为什么要怕 Why should I be scared?
我们有麦克斯 We've got Max.
你觉得她在做什么 ALEX: What do you think she's doing?
反正不是在听歌 I don't think she's listening to Katy Perry.
我们好象没办法再靠近了 看不清她脚踝的伤口 ALEX: I do not think we can get close enough to see her ankle from here.
也许麦克斯可以 Maybe Max can.
这样我们就能看到麦克斯行动的画面了 We'll be able to see everything Max sees.
迪杰 你比档案中记录的要聪明的多 TJ, you're much cleverer than your file had indicated.
麦克斯 匍匐前进 去吧 Max. Go, go.
哈 哈 哈... HA ha ha...
奥尔加 MAN: Olga!
开始了吗 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
麦克斯怎么办 What about Max?
听到什么了吗 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
反正没有你想知道的丑事 [SPEAKING RUSSIAN]
哈 哈 哈... HA ha ha...
他们在说什么 What are they saying?
他们在监视我父亲的一等秘书 They're spying on my father's First Secretary.
为什么 Why?
我爸爸经常说 信任是很脆弱的 My father always says trust is weakness.
上面没有咬痕 TJ: That's no bite mark,
她刚纹了个纹身 she just got a tattoo.
纹的独角兽 Of a unicorn?
什么声音 [SPEAKS RUSSIAN]
我对你真的很失望 迪杰 I am very disappointed in you, TJ.
我也是 艾莉克丝 As am I, Alex.
也许你已经不是我眼中的宝贝小天使了 Maybe you are not my precious little angel after all.
如果你不能管教好你的儿子 那我就只好管教我女儿了 If you cannot control your son, I will control my daughter.
哦 布拉格夫 这种事一个巴掌拍不响 Okay. Bragov, it takes two to tango.
我知道 不过我还是得这么做 That is true, but I must do this.
交给我 艾莉克丝 Hand it over, Alex.
交给你什么 Hand what over?
你得到的圣诞节礼物 What you got from your Alfredo for Christmas.
我希望这种闹剧不会再发生了 There will be no more of this foolishness,
在没有随行人员的监管下 你不能和他单独相处 and you are not to be around this boy without supervision.
但是 爸爸 我... 不行 But, Father, I... No.
我就不该带你来 I was wrong to bring you on this trip.
我原本以为这对你有好处 I thought it would be good for you.
但现在看来 结果却恰恰相反了 But now, I can see it has been quite the opposite.
呃 弗拉基米尔 我们是按计划去漂流 Uh, Vladimir, are we still going rafting
还是直接开始我们的谈判呢 or would you like to just jump into negotiations?
好吧 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Okay.
这下好了 This is... This is great.
我不是说过不要再去跟踪监视别人吗 I thought we agreed that you would stop spying on people.
但他们也在监视别人啊 But they're spying on people, too.
那是他们的工作 That is their job!
我的工作就是保护好你 My job is to protect you.
总统先生 索恩探员 请稍等 Mr. President... Agent Thorn, please.
恕我直言 先生 With all due respect, sir.
我觉得我们应该考虑再征用一只军犬 I think perhaps we should consider bringing in another tactical canine
来顶替麦克斯 to replace Max.
他显然被你儿子搞混了自己的职责 He's clearly been confused by his time with your son.
索恩探员 Agent Thorn,
这是“我早就说过了”的另一种说法吗 that is your way of saying "I told you so"?
非常精彩 Very subtle.
哎 先生 Sir.
迪杰 TJ,
我觉得是时候让麦克斯回去了 I think it's time that maybe we made
不要爸爸 这不是麦克斯的错 全怪我 a change with Max. No, Dad. It's not Max's fault, it's mine.
是的 迪杰 但是我们必须... Yes, TJ, that may be true but I have some...
你不能夺走我唯一的朋友 You can't take away my only friend.
求你了 爸爸 Please, Dad.
他让我有安全感 He makes me feel safe.
让他陪着我吧 Let me still hang with him.
我保证 我再也不捣乱了 I'll drop it, for real this time. I promise.
好吧 Okay.
好吧 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Fine.
但是我不希望你再给我惹麻烦了 行吗 But I want you to stay out of trouble, okay?
你们俩个都是 Both of you.
成交吗 Deal?
成交 Yes.
好吧 Okay.
你不继续了吗 COOP: You done, pal?
我放弃了 TJ: I'm finished, all right.
别让这种事破坏了自己的心情 Don't let it get you down, T.
等谈判结束 你爸爸就没那么敏感了 Your dad will let up, once negotiations are over.
也许吧 但到时候... Maybe, by then...
小可爱就会离开 That cute one will be gone?
没错 Yeah.
至少你还有我 是吧 At least you still got me, right?
迪杰 准备好走了吗 TJ, you ready to go?
走 去哪里 Go? Go where?
你真有力 快给我 You're more strong. Come on!
把鞋给我 麦克斯 Give back my shoe. Max.
快给我 麦克斯 麦克斯 TJ: Come on, Max! Max!
过来 AGENT THORN: Come.
去吧 麦克斯 TJ: Go on, Max.
你该干活了 Do your job.
你们谁想喝水 How about over here? Who'd like some water?
没问题 亲爱的 Here you go, darling.
谢谢 这很好 Good, yeah. Lovely.
我来掌舵 I will be coxswain.
我们合作 Co-coxswains.
迪杰 快来 亚历山德拉 TJ, come on! Alexandra.
所有人就位 AGENT THORN: Positions, everyone.
皮划艇已下水 Eagle's about to take a dip.
啊 Ugh!
快划桨 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Come on, paddle!
快点 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Quickly!
喔 干的漂亮 Wh oo! Quickly!
真棒 迪杰 Attaboy, TJ!
各位好样的 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Good job, guys!
小心 Look out!
向后划 PRESIDENT BRAGOV: Back paddle!
向后划 Back paddle!
向后 Back!
划啊 PRESIDENT BRAGOV: Paddle!
喔 我们成功了 Whoo! We did it!
所有人 我们来击个掌 Everybody, high-five!
看起来我们两个国家在需要的时候 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Looks like our countries
也是会合作的 can work together when we need to, eh?
没错 Da.
我喜欢和平 I believe in peace.
但是在我的国家 有些人认为和平 PRESIDENT BRAGOV: But there are those in my country
就是软弱的表现 who think peace is weak.
他们认为和美国进行不论各种形式主题的谈判 They think any talks whatsoever with your country
都属于卖国 amounts to treason.
那你怎么看 What do you think?
我觉得... I think...
又来了 Here we go again!
干得漂亮 亚历山德拉 Well done, Alexandra!
在中间坐稳了 PRESIDENT BRAGOV: Stay in the middle! Stay in the middle!
坐稳了 亚历山德拉 Hang on, Alexandra!
用力划 Paddle!
哦...
往右划 PRESIDENT BENNETT: To the right!
用力 Paddle!
快划 亚历山德拉 PRESIDENT BRAGOV: Paddle, Alexandra.
加油 迪杰 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Harder, TJ!
亚历山德拉！ 迪杰 Alexandra! TJ!
爸爸 救我 Dad, help!
亚历山德拉 救命 PRESIDENT BRAGOV: Alexandra! TJ: Help!
紧急状况 所有人马上行动 AGENT THORN: All agents, move in now!
爸爸 TJ: Dad!
迪杰 PRESIDENT BENNETT: TJ!
我来了 I'm coming!
艾莉克丝 Alex!
不 No!
不 艾莉克丝 No! Alex!
快去救亚历山德拉 Save Alexandra!
救命 Help!
爸爸 迪杰！ Dad! PRESIDENT BENNETT: TJ!
迪杰 TJ!
爸爸 救我 Papa! Help!
亚历山德拉 Alexandra!
爸爸 Papa!
爸爸 TJ: Dad!
坚持住 Hold on!
爸爸 Dad!
好的 我抓到你了 没事了 没事了 Okay, I got you! I got you, you're okay.
有我在 I got you! Come on!
救命 Help!
救命 亚历山德拉 Help! OLGA: Alexandra!
救命 ALEX: Help!
爸爸 Papa!
救我 Help!
救命 ALEX: Help!
爸爸 Papa!
麦克斯 Max!
哦 Oh!
哦 Oh.
谢谢你 麦克斯 Thank you, Max!
谢谢你 好男孩 Yeah. Thank you, boy.
亚历山德拉 Alexandra.
亚历山德拉 爸爸 Alexandra. Papa“.
亚历山德拉 我没事 Alexandra. I'm okay.
我没事 I'm okay.
够了 Enough!
我女儿差点没命 My daughter was almost killed.
我不想再听到你们真诚的道歉这种屁话了 I do not want to hear any more of your sincere apologies.
我们在开始前完全检查了充气船 We inspected the raft fully before embarking.
很有可能是在途中被锐物或者什么 ... It must've gotten caught on a sharp rock or some flotsam...
或者有人故意想让船沉下去 Or someone tried to sink it on purpose.
迪杰 故意的 TJ, on purpose?
不是叫你不要捣乱了吗 We went over this.
爸爸 你感觉到我们撞到什么东西吗 Dad, did you feel us hit anything?
反正我没感觉到 Because I know I didn't.
并且你觉得所有人一起翻船 只是一个巧合... And do you really think it's a coincidence that we were all attacked...
好的 迪杰 够了 Okay, TJ, enough!
索恩探员已经说了 这只是意外 You heard Agent Thorn, it was an accident.
但是我... 不要说了 But I just... PRESIDENT BENNETT: Don't!
我不想再听你胡言乱语 I don't wanna hear another word. Drop it.
麦克斯 把它交给艾莉克丝 Go on, Max, give it to Alex.
迪杰 TJ?
我在这里 Over here!
吓死我了 Don't scare me like that.
抱歉 Sorry.
有人跟踪你吗 Did anyone follow you?
只有你 Just you.
这是给你上次跟踪我的回报 Payback for when you followed me.
我大概知道谁想阻止这次谈判了 I think I know who's trying to stop the talks.
索恩探员 Agent Thorn.
这个答案可真让我松口气 That's a relief.
我还以为你会说一个不得了的名字 比如索恩探员 I thought you were going to say something crazy, like Agent Thorn.
我是认真的 I'm serious.
想想吧 Think about it.
我们今天上船的时候 他在哪儿 Where was he when we all went overboard today?
检查充气船是他的工作 And it was his job to check the raft.
而且他的工作是负责全面的安保 And it was his job to follow up on all leads
包括两次袭击 for both attacks.
没错 还有他一直不想让麦克斯和我待在一起 Exactly. And all that stuff about Max not spending time with me?
他可能是怕麦克斯揭穿他 He probably knew he'd sniff him out.
他也可以故意让我们偷偷溜出去参加派对 He also could've intentionally let us sneak out to go to that party
还让你被人绑架 so you'd get attacked.
我就知道 这种事背后老大一定是个美国人 I knew it, an American is behind this.
等等 谁说他是美国人了 Wait. Who said he was American?
他也可能是个俄罗斯人伪装的 He could really be a Russian in disguise.
一个双重间谍 A double agent.
记得那天晚上我们听到的口音吗 Remember the accent we heard that night?
他或许是故意伪装这种口音 好让我们误以为他是俄罗斯人 He was probably faking that accent to make it seem like he was Russian.
实际上是一个美国人在假装俄罗斯人 An American posing as a Russian.
一个三重间谍 A triple agent.
或者他是一个四重间谍 Or he's a quadruple agent.
其实是一个俄罗斯人伪装成美国人 Really a Russian, faking the accent of an American,
模仿俄罗斯口音 好让我们认为他是美国人... doing a Russian accent so we'd think he was American...
好吧 我觉得双重间谍就差不多了 Okay. Maybe we should stop at double agent.
俄罗斯人 美国人 二选一 Russian or American.
这我同意 I can live with that.
不过 等一下 So, wait.
我们真的要指控你们总统的安保主管... Are we really accusing the head of your presidential security...
叛国 而且在没有任何证据的情况下 Of what is basically treason with almost no proof?
我老爸一定会觉得我疯了 My dad will think I'm crazy.
虽然我爸爸很想看你们国家出丑 不过这种说法 And as much as my papa would like to embarrass your country,
我想他也不会相信 I think he would, too.
那我们就设置一个陷阱 让他自己暴露 So, we set up a trap to expose him to our fathers.
挽救这次武器谈判 Saving the arms talks.
拯救全世界 BOTH: And the world!
是啊 Yeah.
但是我们应该怎么做 But how the heck are we gonna do that?
我有办法 I think I know.
好了 往上拉 MAN: All right. Take it up, man.
往上 对了 再往上点 Up. Yes, that up. Good.
好了 MAN: There we go.
这样很好 Yeah... That's good.
把绳子栓牢 Now, tie that off.
一定要确保它绑好了 MAN: Make sure you tie it off really good.
我的肚子好痛 My tummy hurts.
怎么样... Well...
感觉有点发热 You do feel a bit warm.
是啊 Yeah.
我认为是那个罗宋汤惹的祸 I think it was the borscht.
那实在 实在太重口味了 It's, uh, really rushin' through me.
嗯 我相信你妈妈也一样 Well, I'm sure your mom will understand.
麦克斯 监督他多喝水 好吗 Max, make sure he drinks plenty of liquids, okay?
好好休息吧 All right, get some rest.
艾莉克丝 艾莉克丝 Alex, Alex.
收到请回话 艾莉克丝 Over. Alex!
我不明白 PRESIDENT BRAGOV: I do not understand.
为什么你就不能告诉我 你哪里不舒服呢 Why can you not tell me what is wrong with you?
嗯...呃... Well... Uh...
如果妈妈在这里 我可以告诉她 If Mama was here, I could tell her.
哦 Oh.
我明白了 I see.
嗯... Well...
这样的话 你就自己好好休息吧 Feel better, or rest up.
谢谢爸爸 我会的 Thank you, Papa. I will.
艾莉克丝 收到请回话 TJ: Alex, Alex, over.
迪杰 你在干嘛 TJ, what are you doing?
不是说好 我准备好了 给你发信号吗 ALEX: I said I would call you when I was ready.
差点被我爸爸发现了这个 抱歉 My papa almost found out I had this. TJ: Sorry.
搞定了吗 You good for tonight?
别担心 ALEX: Do not worry.
我爸爸今晚是不会再来查岗了 My papa will not check on me again tonight.
说不定这段时间都不会了 Or probably ever again.
很好 那么“逮捕四重间谍”行动 正式开始 Good, then Operation "Catch-a-Quintuple-Agent" is a go.
还是放不下这个念头 You couldn't leave it alone, could you?
没错 Nope.
谢谢你能来 布拉格夫 Thank you for coming, Bragov.
总统先生 我很荣幸 It's my pleasure, Mr. President.
很抱歉亚历山德拉今晚不能来 I am afraid Alexandra will not be joining us this evening.
她感觉不舒服 She's not feeling Well.
你儿子也不来 Your son is not coming, either?
呃... Uh...
是的 No.
他也感觉不舒服 Also not feeling well.
可能是生了同样的病吧 Maybe they have the same ailment.
完全不可能 I do not think so.
我一直认为音乐是全球通用的语言 I've always believed that music was a universal language.
是一种我们可以相互沟通的语音 A language that we all speak.
代表着和平 A language of humility,
与爱 love,
最重要的是平等 自由 and, most importantly, peace.
听好了 按计划行动 Okay, remember the plan.
等麦克斯把索恩诱骗过来时 你假装晕到 When Max lures Thorn, you pretend to faint,
等他弯下腰时 我就拍照 我知道了 and when he bends down, I snap. I know.
这可是我想出的计划 It's my plan. Remember?
你的计划 但我才是... Your plan? But I'm the one who...
算了 Forget it.
麦克斯 去把索恩探员叫过来 Go, Max, fetch Thorn.
快躲起来 Quick!
后台安全 MAN: All clear, backstage.
这也是你计划的一部分吗 Was this part of your plan, too?
我也不知道 I don't know.
额... 不过没关系 我挺喜欢的 Um... It's okay. It's good part.
你说的没错 柴可夫斯基的作品她演奏的真不错 You're right. Her Tchaikovsky's not half-bad.
谢谢夸奖 Well, half-thank you.
麦克斯 你在这里做什么 Max, what are you doing here?
嘘 Shh!
我有事离开一下 Leaving my post.
没有保镖在身边 TA: Well, no security detail.
就我和你 We're alone.
哪你感觉如何 Yeah? And how does it feel?
非常 Very
有安全感 secure.
我也是 I feel same,
虽然很热 也怕氧气不够 also, hot and worried about running out of air.
不过也很有安全感 But secure, that, too.
我现在更担心了 Make that very worried.
妈妈 小心 Mom, look out!
莫林 Maureen!
我们骗了你 还不是重点 It doesn't matter that we tricked you.
如果我们不在这里 妈妈可能会受到伤害或更糟 If we weren't here, Mom could've been hurt or worse!
我不明白 I don't understand.
谁会做这样的事情 Who could've done something like this?
他 Him!
什么 Excuse me?
检查一下他的脚踝 爸爸 TJ: Look at his ankle, Dad.
上面一定有那天麦克斯救我时留下的咬痕 He'll have the bite marks from the day Max saved me.
索恩探员 我... Agent Thorn, I'm...
抱歉 这真的很尴尬 I'm sorry, this is really awkward.
不用在意 先生 It's no problem at all, sir.
这 不 这不可能 But, no, it's not possible.
迪杰 TJ.
亚历山德拉 Alexandra,
我们该走了 it is time for us to go.
去哪里 ALEX: Go where?
去地球上最安全的地方 To the safest place on Earth,
莫斯科 Moscow.
快走 Go. Go!
弗拉基米尔 你就这样走了 Vladimir, you're leaving?
至少告诉我 在军事消减上 我们是否达成了共识 Do we, at least, have a deal on the drawdown?
就像我说的 As I said,
如果你连自己的子女都保护不好 if you cannot protect our children,
你怎么能保护好自己的人民 how can you protect our children?
走吧 亚历山德拉 Come, Alexandra.
对不起 迪杰 I'm sorry, TJ.
弗拉基米尔 Vladimir!
好吧 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Well.
算了 Great.
看样子那个企图破坏这次谈判的人 Well, it seems who was ever trying to sabotage the meetings
目的达到了 has finally succeeded.
总统先生 正如我所担心的那样 新来的安保全犬 Mr. President, our new security canine has clearly been corrupted
由于和您儿子的关系 已经完全堕落了 by his relationship with your son, as I feared.
请求终止他的任务 Permission to terminate his service here.
什么 不 爸爸 你不能这样做 What? No, Dad, you can't do that!
迪杰 这是你自己咎由自取 TJ, you've brought this upon yourself.
托马斯 Thomas!
索恩探员 Agent Thorn,
请求允许 permission granted.
谢谢 总统先生 爸爸 Thank you, sir. Dad!
求你了 不 麦克斯 Please, no. Max.
妈妈 对不起 Mom. I'm sorry.
我们走吧 麦克斯 Let's go, Max.
走吧 爸爸 求你了 Come on. Dad, please.
快走 麦克斯 Let's go. Max.
快点 走吧 Come on. Come on.
快走 Come on.
麦克斯 走 Max! Come!
快点 快点 Come on. Come on.
麦克斯 快点走 Let's go, Max. Come on.
麦克斯 等等 不要走 Max, wait. Don't go!
我会想你的 麦克斯 TA: I'm really gonna miss you. Max.
我真的会想你的 I'm really gonna miss you, boy. I'm really gonna miss you.
我们走吧 麦克斯 Let's go, Max.
好啦 好啦 Come on, come on.
快走 麦克斯 AGENT THORN: Let's go, Max.
进去 In.
嘿 Hey.
起的真早 You're up early.
睡不着 Couldn't sleep.
啊 Ah.
我知道那个俄罗斯女孩要提前离开 你很伤心 I know you're bummed the Rooskies are leaving early.
不过我得告诉你 那个俄罗斯厨师 But I gotta tell ya, that Russian chef,
比布拉格夫还独裁 bigger dictator than Bragov.
谢谢你 库普 Nice try, Coop.
这种事你是控制不了的 迪 You can't beat yourself up about this, T.
你凭直觉救了你妈妈 You followed your gut, you saved your mom.
但现在 我永远也不知道背后的真凶了 But now, I'll never know who was really behind it,
这还不是最糟糕的 and that's not even the worst part.
我爸爸现在连看都不想看我一眼了 My dad can barely even look at me.
我再也见不到艾莉克丝了 I'll never see Alex again,
还有天通知他们会怎么处置麦克斯 有人说他“坠落”了 and who knows what they'll do to Max, now that he's been "corrupted."
变个角看问题吧 迪 Look at it this way, T.
至少你留下了段精彩的回忆 At least you got the first chapter of your memoirs figured out.
谢谢 库普 还是像往常一样 As usual, Coop,
你是这里唯一一个让我感觉好点的人 you're the only one around here who makes me feel any better.
哦 Oh!
哦 嘿 Oh. Hey.
我帮捡吧 Let me help you with that.
呃 Uh,
我想我最好回去收拾行李了 I guess I better start packin'.
是吗 Oh. yeah?
你确定不再来一杯奶昔吗 Are you sure you don't want a smoothie?
不用了 Nah, I'm cool.
好吧 那白宫见 No worries, see you back at WH.
嗯 是的 白宫见 Uh, yeah, the White House.
迪 T,
我不能让你就这么离开 You know I can't let you leave,
因为我的小秘密被你发现了 not after what you just saw.
你什么意思 我没看到什么啊 What do you mean? I didn't see anything.
还想糊弄我 小子 Nice try, kiddo.
库普 你想干什么 Coop, what are you doin'?
好吧 Oh, yeah.
我的名字其实不叫库普 迪 My name's not really Coop, T.
这是一个听上去很友好的美国名字 不是吗 That's just a good friendly American name, no?
什么 你是俄罗斯人 你就是幕后黑手 What? You're Russian? You've been behind all this?
为什么 为什么 Why? Why?
因为和平很脆弱 Because peace is weak.
和我共事的人 是不会允许我们的国家放下武器的 The people I work with will not allow my country to surrender its weapons,
对你们的国家如此 对所有人都如此 not for your country, not for anyone.
要让俄罗斯保持强大 就不能让像布拉格夫那样的人领导她 I will keep Mother Russia strong, not men like Bragov.
那么 现在 So, now,
我给你一个选择的机会 I'm going to give you a choice.
您可以继续扮演你的英雄角色 或者... You can keep trying to play the hero, or...
你已经做出了选择 You have made your choice.
呃 om.
这一次 你不会那么容易出来了 This time, you'll not get out so easy.
放我出去！ Let me out!
谁 WOMAN: Da?
该执行下一步计划了 奥尔加 Time for insurance policy, Olga.
把亚历山德拉抓起来 Yeah, privy to Alexandra.
奥尔加 Olga.
我很抱歉以这样的方式来结束 I'm really sorry it had to come to this.
不过我很享受我们相处的时光和我们的谈话 I really enjoyed our talks over these months.
还有 And,
如果你想 FYI,
知道奶酷三明治美味的秘方 the secret to a great grilled cheese
就在于加一点俄式调味酱 is to add just a touch of Russian dressing.
嘿 嘿 嘿 [LAUGHING]
救命 救命 Help! Help!
有人吗 救命 Can anyone hear me? Help!
救命 TJ: Help!
甜心 快醒醒 Sweetheart, wake up.
你爸爸 现在想见你 Your papa, he wants to see you now.
什么 我爸爸 是的 What? My papa? Yeah.
把拖鞋穿上 Put on your slippers.
我们走 Let's go.
就这样 That's it.
救命 Help!
走快点 亚历山德拉 Come on, Alexandra.
留心脚下 Careful, now.
等一下 奥尔加 Wait, Olga.
我爸爸在这里做什么 What is my father doing out here?
不要再罗嗦了 No more question.
救命 TJ: Help!
[SIGHS] [SIGHS]
抓住那条狗 Get the dog!
阻止他 MAN: Block him off!
发生什么事 What is going...
麦克斯 快过来 Max? Come here!
跑哪儿去了 围住他 Where is it? Close in!
麦克斯 麦克斯 Max! Max!
你们的安保人员连条狗都抓不住 PRESIDENT BRAGOV: But you're security, you can't even stop a dog!
迪杰 TJ?
麦克斯 Max!
迪杰 索恩 TJ! Thorn!
迪杰 快过来 哦 我的天啊 TJ, come here. Oh, my God.
你没事吧 出什么事了 Are you okay? What happened?
我很好 我没事 I'm fine, I'm fine.
麦克斯 麦克斯 Max! Max!
你又救了我一次 You saved me again, boy.
你又救了我一次 You saved me again.
艾莉克丝 她现在很危险 Alex, she's in terrible danger.
亚历山德拉 Alexandra.
黑鹰已经在路上了 先生 The Hawk's on its way, sir.
我们将在不到10分钟内在天上进行巡逻 We'll have eyes in the sky in less than 10 minutes.
他们应该没跑远 我在这设置了... They can't have gone far, so, I set up...
按这种进度 他们是找不到她的 They'll never find her at this rate.
由于不知道他们往哪个方向逃跑 AGENT THORN: Depending on which direction they've gone,
我们必须分头行动 we'll have to split up our resources.
过来 麦克斯 Come here, Max.
闻 麦克斯 闻 麦克斯 去找 Seek, Max, seek. Seek, Max, seek.
各位 Everybody!
如果想找到她 就跟着麦克斯 If you wanna find her, follow Max.
所有人行动起来 快点 MAN: All right, men, move out. Go, go, go!
麦克斯在那儿 There's Max!
不 No!
放开 Stop!
呃 啊 Argh! "
跟紧他 索恩 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Stay With him, Thorn.
不要 Don't!
小女孩一个人在森林里是不安全的 Tsk, tsk. It's not safe for you to be in woods alone.
救命 ALEX: Help!
靠边 靠边 停车 PRESIDENT BENNETT: Pull up, pull up! Stop!
看看麦克斯发现了什么 是艾莉克丝的 Look what Max found. That is Alex's.
迪杰 快上车 TJ, get in, come on!
等到我爸爸来收拾你们两个 Wait till my father gets his hands on you two!
破门 Rotten door.
就说过不要用美国车 Told you not to get an American car.
快点 快点 Go, go, go! Come on!
麦克斯 一定要找到她 Max, find her, please!
各小组注意 在河流以北的各条道路上设置路障 All units! We need to cut off all access routes north of the river.
让她安静点 Shut her up!
可恶的小姑娘 Naughty little girl.
叫你不乖 OLGA: Naughty!
淘气 Naughty!
没问题了 不 I got her! No!
别挣扎了 住手 OLGA: I got you! ALEX: Stop, stop!
我讨厌那条狗 I hate that dog!
呃 哦 Argh!
啊 Argh!
咬死他 麦克斯 Get him, Max!
可恶的蠢狗 COOP: Stupid dog!
马上停车 出来 MALE FBI AGENT 1: Out Of the vehicle!
快让他住嘴 把这条狗弄走 Get him off me! Get this animal off me!
把她带走 MAN: Take her away.
我们本来可以成功的 We would've gotten away with it, too,
如果不是这两个小屁孩和这条蠢狗 if it wasn't for these meddling kids and the dog!
嘿 库普 TJ: Hey, Coop.
高等监狱的所有人 I know everyone in maximum security's
都会爱死你的奶酷三明治的 gonna love your grilled cheese!
听我说 迪杰 Listen, TJ,
我很抱歉不相信你 I am so sorry that I didn't listen to you.
没关系 爸爸 不 这有关系 It's okay, Dad. No, it's not okay.
我们虽然是总统家庭 但首先我们是一家人 We may be the First Family, but we are a family first.
我知道让你离开以前的生活来适应总统家族的生活 I know how difficult this must've been for you to be
一定是非常困难的事 ripped out of your old life.
我向你保证 I promise you,
我会尽我所能让你的新生活变的简单点 I am going to do everything I can to make your new one a little easier.
呃... Oh...
我爱你 I love you.
艾莉克丝 我叫我的私人医生飞过来 PRESIDENT BRAGOV: Alex, I am flying in
帮你检查一下 确保你没事 my personal physician to make sure you are all right.
爸爸 那没有必要 Papa, that is not necessary.
不过有一件事你可以帮我 But there is something that you can do for me.
尽管说 我的小天使 Just say the word, my precious angel.
我很高兴地宣布 我们已经达成了 I'm pleased to announce that we've come to terms
具有历史意义的核武器条约 on a historic nuclear arms treaty.
能让我们两国都强大的协议 One that will keep both our countries strong.
还有一件事 And one more thing.
如果不是因为一个特别的英雄 We wouldn't be here today
我们今天也不会站在这里 if it weren't for someone very special.
现在 这可能是一个非正统的 Now, this may be a little bit unorthodox
这看起来可能有些不合常规 but also incredibly deserved.
不过却是实至名归的 I am pleased to present
非常高兴我将颁发一枚K-9荣誉勋章给一条名叫麦克斯的狗 the very first ever K-9 Medal of Honor to an amazing dog named Max!
你今晚真的要走了吗 You really have to leave tonight?
你还想在我走之前 控告我涉嫌另一起阴谋案 Why, do you want to accuse me of another conspiracy before I go?
这个梗你是真的不愿意跳过去了 是吗 You're not gonna let me live that down, are you?
我说过 等我没兴趣了再说 Like I said, not until it stops being fun.
不过我说对了一件事 I was right about one thing, though.
什么事 What is that?
这起事件的始作俑者确实是俄罗斯人 A Russian was behind it.
不过他卧底成在白宫工作的美国人 But he was undercover as American in White House.
那算我们打平了 So, we call it even?
我接受 I'll take it.
什么状况 What was that?
打扰一下 Excuse me.
抱歉打断一下 Sorry to interrupt.
但我不得不说 But I'm afraid.
麦克斯和我们在一起的时间已经结束了 Max's time with us has come to an end.
我真的会想你的 麦克斯 I'm really gonna miss you, Max.
我们都会的 We all are.
我知道你也会想我的 TA: I know you're gonna miss me too, boy.
去吧 Go on.
他是条特别的狗 He sure is some dog, huh?
是啊... Yeah...
没有他 感觉周围的一切都变了 It's not gonna be the same around here without him.
迪杰 TJ?
那跟我们一起进屋怎么样 Why don't you come with us?
我们给你准备了一件礼物 或许能让你开心 I think we may have something that'll cheer you up.
来吧 Come on.
这些都是查理的宝宝 PRESIDENT BENNETT: These are Charlie 's puppies.
选一只吧 Take your pick.
我都要了 I want them all.
嗨 小家伙们 Hi, guys.
谁想和迪杰一起玩 Who wants to play with TJ?
来吧 拜托了 伙计们 Come on! Come on, guys.
你舔到我耳朵了 You got my ear.
好痒 So ticklish!